A guy from Maine, a guy from New Hampshire, a guy from Massachusetts, and a guy from Vermont began a trip across the country together in a car.
They were driving for a few hours when the guy from Maine rolled the car window down and started tossing potatoes out the window. The guy from Massachusetts looked at him and asked, “What are you doing that for?” The Maine guy replied “In my state we have so many of these I just have to get rid of some of them.”
After driving for a while longer, the guy from Vermont opened the car window and started tossing cheese out, explaining, “In my state we have so much cheese I just have to get rid of some of it.”
This gets the guy from New Hampshire thinking. After considering for a moment he opened the car door and booted out the guy from Massachusetts.
Apologies to all my friends in Massachusetts. I really don't mind if you move into New Hampshire. Well, a few of you. Actually...
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