Although I was very encouraged by last night's T.E.A. Party in Manchester, New Hampshire, I don't plan to write about it until the weekend.
In the meantime I thought I'd share this bit of humor I received in an email.
WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children
of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and
camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel.
This is the Promised Land.Now Obama has stolen our shovels, taxed our asses,
raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!I was so depressed last night thinking about health
care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, and everything else . . . I called Lifeline.
Because of all the outsourcing I was routed to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got really excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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